How To Win An Argument Without Words

Overpower with body language.

Azarenka overcomes slow start to upset holder Bartoli

Victoria Azarenka overcame a slow start to upset holder Marion Bartoli 3-6 6-3 6-3 in the quarter-finals of the Stanford Classic Friday.

Week 880: Our most famous neologism contest, and the winning oil spill song parodies

Though the Empress announces close to a dozen neologism contests every year, it's this contest -- which we first did in 1998 -- that's still Fw:'d around the Web more than any other Invite (more often than not with the totally inaccurate title of "Mensa Invitational"): This week: Start with a real... Neologism - Sarah Palin - United States - Arts - Business

Haynesworth fails again, still can't practice

Early Friday morning, the cones were lined up 25 yards apart on the field for Albert Haynesworth's conditioning test. He needed to complete the first part in 70 seconds or less to have a chance to pass.

Charging the Mound: Bad trades

What to make of the Dan Haren deal, and what role does a commissioner play in keeping owners active all season?